Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

Medical bills, amirite!?

Yes, they lost to Cagliari and Palermo, and the draw against Fiorentina was probably undeserved, but Atalanta have taken wins from Inter, Napoli and Torino and are sitting comfortably sixth. A mid-table finish in Serie A is a reasonable goal for a club with modest ambitions.

Nah.

UCL Group Stage:

Title Nein

Danny Woodhead still has one good knee, right?

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

To quote Bomani Jones:

My favorite response was left out:

“You guys are heroes”

“Amateurs.”

No one is disputing he’s a villain. But you respect the villainy.

I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

The last line here is the most applicable to this story. Unless a dog is attacking you, there’s never a justification to hitting it.

I got 11 balls today

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

True round robin. You play every team twice. Best record at the end of the season wins. They do have a tournament seperate from actual league games that awards it’s own trophy.

“Johnson’s first touch is a real horror show!”

- Ian Darke

Do you even Zlatan bro?