In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Tall, strong arm. Not a fan of Mo Lewis hits. Ring a bell?

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

Damn you’re right, no one ever gives fuckin Amazon a fair shake, when will someone start sticking up for Amazon

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I remember the time I showed up my co-worker by doing a dance after I successfully printed a document 2-up. He responded by drilling me in the ribs with a stapler for disrespecting the sanctity of the copier.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

Here’s the more direct question:

Brian Kelly belittles his wife when she mispronounces “etcetera” as “excetera”

When asked to comment on how this happened, Carton replied, “Up 28-3 and those motherfucking shitbirds couldn’t even cover the spread.”

Is that seriously your take on this?

Boyz N2 the Hood

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

“No one makes a list of the best 64 or 96 players at any position and just hands out jobs. It doesn’t work that way. Back-half-of-the-roster jobs usually come down to fit.”

Yeah anybody who deals with corporate hiring knows “just not a good fit for our culture here” is the default euphemism for someone you don’t want…

God, I’d love this for all to go to shit for everyone and have the Sixers take Lonzo.

My brother hangs out in a piece of shit dive bar in Anaheim. One random night, Nate Diaz shows up with some friends. Apparently, he is the nicest guy in the world and was glad to take pictures with everyone. My brother tried to get Nate to smoke weed with him, but he politely declined. I have heard the same thing…

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.