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My friend complained about this for years. We went to Wicked with our wives a couple years ago when the iWatch came out, and he had picked one up. He didn’t realize that when you move your wrist a certain, the iWatch light turns on so you can check it. He spent the entire show accidentally turning on the light over

The people FaceTiming with no headphones are THE WORST

I was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

You are giving advanced notice. You’re doing it wrong.

The United States is fewer than two years away from a World Cup they are still on track to qualify for

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Rampage Powerbomb

WTF is this rational debate crap? This is Deadspin. This conversation needs WAY more snark, name calling, and condescending hot taeks.

I was really, really hoping this was going to be about the Lakers.

YAAAWN - Fernando Torres

I prefer the “Boats and Hoes” platform.

Sounds like he could get a 3 MONTH suspension for this.

I have converted several friends who “hate IPAs” with Deschuttes Fresh Squeezed. Did you try Boneyard RPM IPA (Bend, OR)? It’s probably the most popular IPA in Oregon, but they don’t bottle it.

Michael Bradley plays in MLS and couldn’t possibly make a run like that through top-tier European midfield. Oh, wait...

Seventeen years ago today