When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I’m so glad I got to see this horse run. I’ve seen a Triple Crown winner in my lifetime. Thank you Pharoah for giving me a lifetime of memories.

Enough for you to post on it! Thanks for adding to the pageviews, and therefore future coverage.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

i think its worth mentioning that the writers guild strike completely destroyed this show. They were coming off a great season or really in the midst of it.

If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck and quacks like a duck...it probably soundly defeated a potential rapist twice with one defeat to a group of Midwestern mercenaries in between

I really hope this goes better than my attempt at a serious, CTE-focused documentary, which was just me in the bushes filming Jim McMahon trying to start every car in a Costco parking lot.

Making sure I’m not missing anything here...Suggs intentionally goes after a notoriously injury prone QB’s legs in a preseason game and hides behind a poorly worded rule and it’s cool; Aiken gets brought to the ground harder than really necessary on a tackle and everyone on the Ravens bench and staff loses their shit?…

Again, I encourage you to step away from your computer, engage with real people who know things and watch actual soccer games.

Cool, bro.

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

“Mine was worse.”

Smart move logging onto a sports website on the night of a big sporting event you’re trying not to spoil for yourself, fuckface.

If I were him, because of the fines, I’d rid myself of it and find the largest, ugliest rusted busted piece of shit car I could find and park it there until I died. Problem with our society today is everyone is nosey and are habitually offended by nothing.

Last Week 30 Years Ago Tonight with Bill Simmons, Part 2 of 3, (I know, it was only supposed to be 2 parts) but first, a few words about that Carmelo Trade, even though that was only 4 years ago and not 30, but, stick with me, you’ll see why I’m bringing it up

He’s not the only one.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…