This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

his twitter game is flalas.

My children are alive, but they get the sniffles sometimes! WHO CAN I BLAME?

True dat. The only part of him that’s an asshole is the part that he chooses to project to millions of people during the majority of his waking hours.

Don’t stop... I’m so close.

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

It would be easier for a GM to enter into a relationship with Ray Rice if they didn’t work on the top floors of their respective buildings.

I dunno. Don’t rule out Jerry Jones’s large adult son.

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.

The ESPN report on Sepp Blatter also implied that Chuck Blazer brought a paper trail to the table that he could help interpret.

He’s a dick and he’s funny. They are not mutually exclusive.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

This video’s one of my favorites.

At least they didn’t call you “shipmate.”

That and they can’t count passed 30

How can the government/military have so much money available for weapons systems and so little for the care of veterans? I’m not trying to be snarky, I genuinely want to understand what causes that and what (if anything) can be done to fix it. The fact that we have homeless veterans is astonishing and appalling after…

Or the time, in the middle of a really tight race for the scoring title just a couple of weeks ago, he gave up the opportunity for a PK goal and gave it instead to Neymar…oh wait...

"More and more sweet, pretty girls are playing football who also go shopping and place value on their appearance."