I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

That’s why I stopped watching the NBA, too.

Haha, those idiots watching WWE. I’ll let you get back to watching grown men play sports now.

Jerry World is a good name but some of us here in Dallas prefer to call it the Death Star.

Wow. The songs for this Deadspin almost always blow. Now this?

Pretty much because, if you’re a former Buckeye football player of even modest stature, there are always going to be people and businesses in the Columbus area willing to give you a job for bragging rights.

slugger Matt Adams

Simmons has a black friend? I wish he would mention him, like, every fucking five minutes just so that we know.

Only ten, still funny.

Thrashers, or Trashers?

Nah. He’s auditioning for a job at theRinger. He can be the new Jalen*!

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

This is a hot take.

Look, you don’t get it, it’s a general commentary on.....oh fuck it, I give up making “satire” work here.

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I get a straight vibe from her. You think she’s in the garage? That’s my concept for a phrase meaning someone who is secretly straight.

By letting men play in it?

I never understood what it meant to be released “under your own recognizance.” I just figured it involved pointing to a picture of yourself and saying, “Yup, that’s me.”

Don't trust the cops on this one.

One by one we are finding out the women's soccer team is full of awful human beings. This makes me even happier that they get paid less than the men.