That would require the people in charge at these stadiums not being complete morons.

Meanwhile, Sam Eifling professionally uses “shitbird” as a verb, while possibly sober.

Which one?

This might be my favorite comment ever.

You own a NHL team?

“The sergeant contacted the driver, 35-year-old Mary Abigail “Abby” Wambach”

That’s almost exactly correct. You’re not required to post bail, but you have to identify yourself as the accused in front of a judge.

Andrew Daisuke lecturing people about the quality of comments is irony at its finest.

Calgary got ripped off against Tampa in ‘04.

Dodgers will beat the Cubs in game 7 NLCS at Wrigley.

“He’s a player who is playing baseball. I don’t see him having a role.”

He doesnt have 11.9M in his pocket. He still needs to go to work to earn it.

None of this means your headline is accurate.

The difference between Jezebel and Deadspin is that Jezebel admits to being uninformed about sports; Deadspin just writes false shit and defends it for the sake of clicks.

Top notch counterpoint.

I only used one proper noun in my response. Take a guess.

“Arguing online for your team”

AND, remember, Marchman isn’t even calling it a pay cut. He’s saying that Kaepernick has to give money to the Broncos.

You really think a Deadspin writer understands the words he uses?

This is the obvious fact that Marchman is missing.