Let’s add in “It’s just how life works.” And life fucking sucks, too, so what’s your point?

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HIGHLIGHT

omg at that woman’s blush

When I was 16 I asked my mom to drive me, my boyfriend, and a couple of friends into the city (Toronto) so we could go shopping. We were really going to the first ever marijuana march. My friends agreed to meet at my boyfriends place where my mum would pick everyone up. Little did I know, they all planned to…

I once lied to my ex-boyfriend’s mom. While naked, under the covers, having just seconds before been having sex with said boyfriend.

I had been showing our little pet cat in the Household Pet category at cat shows. I was having a lot of fun, and decided that I wanted to get a “real” show cat. My husband was at a conference, and while he was gone I drove 5 hours each way to pick up the little cat that I had chosen. I told my husband that the lady…

I was, to put it mildly, a troublemaker. My brother, an angel four years older. My brother was away at his first year of college and they didn’t allow freshmen to have cars, so his 1988 BMW was just sitting in our driveway collecting..well, nothing- it wasn’t there long enough, i got my hands on it. At 14, I decided…

So my mom’s family lives in the Florida Keys, and every year we’d drive down to Florida, visit some of our relatives, go to Disney (I didn’t realize how middle-upper-class we were then, God), then drive the rest of the way to the Keys. Some important things to know about driving the Keys: a) it’s about a 2 hour drive…

Meanwhile, on the annual Jez Scary Stories thread, one of your parents and/or your sister has posted a story of the time they took a FL family vacation and stayed in what must have been a haunted hotel room cause their son/brother was inexplicably possessed!

My 3 year old will have a lot to contribute here in 15 years. I just had the following conversation:

Oh my god I also have a friend who stepped on a needle and had to have it removed from her calf!! She said it felt like stepping on a chip (like a dorito) and they couldn’t find the needle in her foot. It wasn’t until the x-ray later that they found it in the calf

I somehow felt the need to tell my freshman year high school English teacher I couldn’t afford the required texts because my mom was in jail. I said this in front of my entire class. I was an entitled asshat as a child.

Noooooo! This brought back a horrible memory of being in Brownies and my big sister letting me go door to door selling Girl Guide cookies...with my uniform tucked into those wierd nude panty hose.

I called myself out of high school once, and then my mom called the school to remind me about my orthodontist appointment........2 days in school suspension.

As a housing discrimination attorney, I must concur. HOAs/condo boards are the worst. It’s a bunch of people who know nothing but think they know everything and want to control everyone around them. They also try to treat the community like their little fiefdom where the law doesn’t apply (except when it suits them).…

MIIIIIIKE

GTFO WITH THAT DOUBLE CREATURE

I can argue all night but I think I’d best come clean. The Manson case was my first experience with evil. I remember very clearly how frightening it was. I am OLD now but I was a kid then.

Grace Jones and board games ftw.

They better watch out. Check behind them. Looks like the Stepford Wives have come over the hill and are heading for them to put a stop to this deviant behavior.