My mother has a friend who used to have a little problem with alcohol, before she got all sober and Christian.

Apparently one day she witnessed a young boy bullying her daughter, so she went over to the kid and said “Where do you live?”

He looked at her confused and asked “Why??”

She got down to his level, stared him…

This story doesn’t gross me out as much as the thought of a FROSTED bagel.

Can we just talk about soggy Izalea’s “not be an understatement” comment? What does this mean??

My mastiffs are very different. The small 100 pounder loves me so much she cries a bit when I come home. She loves to put her paws on my shoulders and give me kisses. She also enjoys hugs when I bend down and wrap my arms around her. She would never think of leaving the yard without me, when it was only her I didn’t…

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

Word on the street is that J Lo. consulted Sheldon Cooper on creating an iron-clad relationship agreement.

You mean the way drivers get drivers licenses and kill other drivers and pedestrians with their cars? The way doctors get their medical licenses from the state they practice in and misdiagnose patients or perform surgery on patients leading to death? The way pharmacists get licensed by their state and write…