Let’s talk about “adopt don’t shop.” So when you go to adopt the dog, you just grab the first one you see, and out the door you go, right? no?

Just because you chose a cat with issues doesn’t mean that it’s “the best breeders can do.”

I show cats. The problem with your cat has nothing to do with the breed. It sounds as if the dam either had poor parenting skills, or the kitten was removed from the dam too soon. Toiletry habits are 100% taught to the kitten by the dam, and it sounds like this didn’t happen with your cat. The fact that it is a…

I want to see a drag queen adapt her look and persona and I want her name to be Barb Icide.

I hate Jimmy Buffett and judge anyone in to him or his brands. 

me da wouldnt forgive me if i poured one out for him...... (as he’d put it.. thats a waste of perfectly good booze)

I strongly dislike Katy Perry.

yea imagine the comments I get when I say I dislike Beyonce.

I’ve been a die hard fan of TS since Tears on my Guitar and have always disliked Katy Perry. No shame in my game.

KATY PERRY IS THE GODDAMN WORST!!!!!!!

I hope that the higher education that kid got was a double major in Geology and Architecture, otherwise those fancy cars are going into the ocean at the next rainy season.

Plus, why would you even want a garage that far from your house? What a crappy architect.

You know what. Fuck it. I LIKE Watergate salad. Y’all ever been to a Southern church homecoming in like July or August? Big stinking tent in a parking lot outside a tiny ass backwoods church just full to the brim of old folks and humidity and potluck shit? Finding the piece of table with ice box pies and ice box…

my brother can instal a toilet, put out a forest fire, and replace the water pipe going to the city sewer system (he’s a dentist)

Good that you’ve got all the rules for everyone, ever.

I fully expect a 72 year old woman in a small town in oklahoma to consult wikipedia before shooting at the tangle of venomous copperheads under her house.

Right?! Who the fuck keeps their dog on a leash in their own back garden?!? Poor damn dog!

I live in Australia. I’ll kill whatever the fuck I want before it kills me.

High five, sister. Almost 55 and have gone from aside 2 to a 12 in the last few years, thanks to a combination of sports injuries, thyroid disease, and menopause. I love my giant t-shirt dresses; toss on a cute long necklace and sandals and I’m out the door.

7 days? Lol, I never have to buy a suit again!