Nope.

Oh fuck all of you. A Goldendoodle is a fucking MUTT. You know what’s ugly? Your god damn kids.

I have show cats. They have to fly with me when we travel to shows. That being said, I don’t try to work the system and pass them off as emotional support animals. When they fly, I pay $250 for a round trip ticket for them, and that is for them to be under the seat in front of me. Sometimes their damn ticket is more…

Not forgiving your ignorance, because dogs can be trained to let diabetics know when their blood sugar is dropping, just by smell. Dogs can also let epileptics know when they’re getting ready to have a seizure, and a multitude of other things. Do some damn research.

I LOVED the original show. I used to show horses with Carson, and he is truly a delight.

Sasha from my hometown, bitches!!

That is not a reputable breeder by any stretch of the imagination. That is a kitten mill.

Really...what veterinary college is your degree from again?

I respectfully disagree. I’ve had a multitude of shelter cats over the years with a multitude of health problems. Urinary problems, esinophiliac granuloma, allergies. My Cornish Rex show cats are healthy as the little horses that they sound like when they stampede through the house.

I show cats. The problem with your cat has nothing to do with the breed. It sounds as if the dam either had poor parenting skills, or the kitten was removed from the dam too soon. Toiletry habits are 100% taught to the kitten by the dam, and it sounds like this didn’t happen with your cat. The fact that it is a…

In all fairness, what happened to you was not the fault of the police officers. It was the fault of the person who didn’t file the paper.

Thank God!! I voted for her over some of the more popular choices. So happy to think that I had a small part in it!

That horse is a Tennessee Walker, and does not “trot”.

Oh fuck birds that shit all over my car and wake me up in the mornings. There’s a damn crow that’s pecking at my chimney whenever we don’t have a fire going, trying to get in my house. I’d shoot it if we didn’t live in town.

If you start bathing them when they’re young, it’s no problem at all. Also, he has Sphynx, which need bathed on a regular basis because they get oily.

Bah, I bathe my show cats every other week. They just stand in the sink and look annoyed.

Am currently missing a fingernail because one of my Cornish Rex show cats got freaked out and bit through it. Thank God for glue on fingernails that spare everyone having to look at it.

The day that my 22 year old boy had to be euthanized due to failing kidneys and dementia, I gave him an entire saucer of cream and let him into the fenced backyard to lay on the grass. Then the vet came to our house and helped him over the bridge and out of his pain and confusion. No regrets, it was his greatest day…

If the cat was feral, there’s no way she could have kept hold of it, mayo jar or not. Feral cats will shred your ass.

WHAAAAAT!!!!!