Perez Hilton is a bag of saggy ball sacks.

Every time I see Donatella Versace, the only thing I can think is...she looka like a man.

I really can’t help but think that there is likely a bit of dementia going on here.

Pretty much EVERY sport in the Olympics is a symbol of elitism. There are few poor folk in the Olympics.

Right, I’d like to see you attempt dressage.

Must star, as a civil engineer.

There are not enough stars for this. She is a horrible, HORRIBLE person.

Your calf muscles contract if you wear extremely high heels every day.

Lime LaCroix with some cucumber vodka and muddled basil is the SHIT.

Feral pigs in Texas are a HUGE nuisance and very destructive.

BABIES are 8 - 10" long. The adults are much larger.

Ah, Florida. Now I understand.

Apparently you’ve never been to Australia.

Anything with pistachio pudding = delicious. Don’t care.

OMG, I miss those clove cigarettes so much!!

My mom freezes fruit and uses it to cool her wine.

Sasha is from the town where I live!

I’m concerned because Jon Hamm seems to be holding a cocktail, and didn’t he have a widely publicized alcohol problem??

Nothing says Photoshopped like Mariah Carey’s stomach...

Take your fake titties and go home, Pam.