.... the Aristocrats!

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

It doesn’t look like Odell Beckham and his posse were interested in hauling in any trophy fish on their trip to Miami earlier this week - you don’t go deep sea fishing wearing your “tims”and baggy jeans. Unfortunately, jetting off to Miami to party with Justin Bieber during a week when they should have been laser…

No college player has retaliated, does anyone know if overseas players would retaliate against this kind of thing?

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

What do we want?!

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

I love that people in Cleveland refer to the stadium as “The Factory of Sadness”.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Can we highlight the fact that the NFL banned Kanye’s cleats because they don’t “have a solid base color” but allow this to be a team’s uniform set?

Eh, just get him to sprinkle some Old Bay into a Natty Bo and chug it down, and Marylanders won’t be able to buy his jersey fast enough.

China.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

HOT TAEK:

That sucks, man. I genuinely wanted the Indians to win, and they’re in my division (Sox fan). Cubs fans are the absolute worst, in that like Yankees fans, upwards of 70% of them are just following the team to be “cool.” My guess is that genuine Cubs fans would’ve given you a simple thank you, and told you that the…

Dude, that was a seriously legendary baseball game. If you have to lose, you want to lose like that, fighting down to your last guy, and making the winning team sweat with every single at bat. What a fucking game.

How hard is this? just become the Cleveland Spiders. It’s an awesome. It’s historical. And you’ll have a unique, non-racist mascot and could design a sweet new logo.