Really taking the high road there, choking someone out.

Union rules vary state to state, it’s no surprise Florida’s stagehands aren’t unionized while New York’s are. Florida has been “right to work” since the 1940s.

I worked as a stagehand at a small theatre in Florida prior to joining the Navy, and I was not part of a union, none of my family members worked there, and I certainly have never been a racist or misogynistic person. I was very enthused about the theatre when I was there, and gladly participated directly in at least 2…

Kanye.

I’m guessing Jill Stein.

“Endangered everyone’s lives”
Being drunk/high is a fair thing to complain about, but sounds like Ms. Gorman is the type of person that wants to “speak to your manager” when you tell her there’s no sales going on.

Totally disagree. For all his amazing gifts and highlights, Sean Taylor was a million times bigger in death than he was when he actually played. Boycotted the media right out of college and kept it up throughout his whole career, so he had no relationship with the fans despite being worshiped. That meant he got less…

Yay, another stud pitcher whose prime the Mariners can waste.

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Lloyd’s is the fucking worst. I have to work with them daily for work and they are, far and away, the most useless insurance company I can think of. Their policies don’t cover anything and since their underwriters are all based in England, there is zero sense of urgency in resolving any claims.

Sure. In gambling, the bet creates risk. There is no inherent risk before the bet is made. In insurance the risk exists on its own and the policy is an attempt to protect against it.

I don’t see much evidence of that. Cam Newton is still going strong. Kaepernick’s career fell apart when his owner ran off one of the best coaches in the NFL and replaced him with a homeless guy, before he got blackballed over politics. Griffin’s career was killed by his shitty cheap owner’s indifference to the…

I see Malia out there doing Coachella when she need to be doing fish frys but baby girl will learn, bless her heart.

I thought the “Sitcom Reboot” sketch was great, but the “Diner Lobster” was just okay. Weird generally doesn’t work very well on SNL. Python and Kids In The Hall did the weird sketch thing the best.

“In thick patois — I won’t do the voice. Well, I’ll do the voice a little...”

This is how John Mulaney turns a pretty funny joke to begin with into a great joke.

You’ve never actually seen Monty Python have you?

In the Cretaceous era, Flying Circus would air at 10:00 on PBS, followed by SNL at 10:30 (when Belushi and Aykroyd were on).

In general when people claim they are tired of “political” and “topical” its because they’re on the wrong side of the joke and are mad about it. But sure silly-walks from a bunch of white dudes is much more engaging for the lowest common denominator than Tom Hanks putting a lense on Rural America in Black Jeopardy.

I find your co joining of Ass whiping and needing sex disturbing.

Hahahahaha I came here to say I refuse to listen. I’m sure it’s trash. But you fully expressed my disgust.