They have to try to put him in GP. If they don’t make every effort to get him there they can be sued for Cruel and Unusual Punishment. So, he keeps getting assaulted until they have tried all GP’s so they can to show a meaningful effort and he gets thumped in each one. Justice prevails!

Yeah we should have just killed this piece of shit. Save everyone time and as a plus for him he doesn’t get raped for the rest of his life.

I generally question the purpose of prison in our society. We should fix who we can. We should dispose of who we cannot. If we can't own that responsibility, and the situation takes care of itself as a result then, well, that's on us. But in this case it looks like an inevitability. 

Careful. There was a time not too long ago where Deadspin put up post after post stating that only racists think Cam Newton isn’t a great qb

Right, but if you are a receiver the fact he can compensate with his legs doesn’t help you much (it may mean weaker coverage fewer double teams, but he’s still going to have trouble getting you the ball, and even more trouble getting you the ball where you can run with it). He may not be a drag on the team, but he’s…

Absolutely zero degrees of love for Cam.

Cam should lighten up. Maybe pretend it was a woman who said those things.

Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

are they insults or just the unvarnished truth?!?

Definitely a salty tale!

What exactly is the porpoise of your comment?

I can hardly baleen it myself!

Flipper? I just met ‘er!

Well this is a whale of a story! Dolphins boning whales, how old school. 

Yeah he had like 13 more so he most defiantly died a premature death. But then again the cloaked one comes no matter the time or age.

The Time+Tragedy=Comedy equation doesn’t properly allow for eventualities like the Cleveland Browns, where the tragedy is forever unfolding and unspools over decades and generations....

Bar the media and execute until we match the Khmer rouge in skulls, hey it worked for Pol Pot.

They can have three - “per capita income”

You could consider this. It’s potentially instantaneous. SCOTUS Justice Sotomayor cited a study where 7 % of lethal injections (1890-2010) were found to be botched. Meanwhile 0 shooting squads were found to be mangled.

The United States and Japan are the only two wealthy nations that still have capital punishment.