Nah, that’s Tommy Lee Jones.

“Kinski always says it’s full of erotic elements. I don’t see it so much erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It’s just - Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn’t see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and... growing and... just rotting away. Of…

I’m torn. On the one hand, this is stupid: why didn’t they just cast an older actor as Capone? On the other hand, the dementia plot will give Hardy free rein to go even stranger than usual with his range of American accents.

“I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.” - Al Capone

Gawker already answered this, no? His “hair” is a hair weave made out of his own hair and knotted in one strand at a time. Costs $60k IIRC.

Pfft...the only nickname that should matter is “Cadet Spanky McBonespurs”

I do wine sales in Augusta during Masters Week, and I really hope this guy shows up so I can tell him how poorly his wine sells.

I’ve never felt so Presidential.

The last picture can’t even distract from the fact he has really short fingers.

he takes a really, really long shit every morning.

That day officially began at 11 a.m.

Jesus Christ, it’s like someone stapled excess wig hair on to an orange made entirely of KFC and gave it unnatural self-love.

Yup. Even in cases of pregnancy. It’s 2018, there are no good reasons for kids too young to sign a contract to get married.

Thailand, guy lived in my building. She was a hilltribe gal..goes cheap.

I sense a pattern.

I don’t mean to talk out of turn, but a 34 and 33 year old with a 16 year old and they’re trying to force her into an arraigned marriage?

She let him in because she’s a horny teenager who didn’t really care about his politics.

So sorry for your loss and appreciative of your insight.

When my mum died, she’d been fighting cancer for years, and I’d been supporting her (albeit from a distance), so when she passed away it was sort of this sense of relief that a lot of pain and suffering had ended. People asked me how I was managing to hold it together so well, and I said, “I’d been ready for this for…