The comments section was over the half of the reason why I even read Deadspin. Now that they’ve shut that down because they’re a bunch of cowards afraid of a hint of criticism, what’s even the point?

RIP Deadspin. The desiccated husks of a story being posted a couple a times a day over there are just so, so sad. 

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you. 

Why buy Malibu Stacy if not for the new hats?

You should probably check your map of wealth distribution. 

Your post implies that a $100K Ford Mustang is a good value. It isn’t.

Reminds me of Splinter, too. And now Deadspin

If you have $100k to spend on a car, there is a 99.9% chance that you will never even consider this. 

You think that’s stupid? LOL - I’ll see your stupid, and raise you 9 feet (custom built by me for a really cool dude who commissioned it. It pedals, it karts, and yes, it pops one mother of a wheelie)

If you have $100k to spend on a car, there is a 99.9% chance that you will never even consider this. 

There's no place for this in soccer or anywhere else for that matter. Just turn the phone sideways before you press record you monster.

Well played, Deadspin. The suits can fucking suck it.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Bless Ray Ratto.

You wanna talk about corporate trophies? Nascar has everybody won there. Also, I love how every trophy needs to read “Winner”. How would you know other wise?

That’s the best I can figure too... Ming was tall and had constant health issues therefore every tall dude *must* have joint issues. Never seemed to be an issue for Mutombo...

For Knicks fans at MSG, it’s just nice seeing a new face in Hell.

Yup, I’ve worked at auto shows before, and there’s a list of everything to remove. Spare tire, tool kit, first aid kit, all cigarette lighters, floor mats, tow hook, keyless start button, any and all cords, the list is almost endless I’m surprised we even have a car at the end of it all.

The bishops pay better