One day WITHOUT BUYING STUFF????  COOKING ON MY OWN????

I was at a restaurant that tried to change us £5 per head for the DJ who was playing shitty tunes. Told them pretty quickly to take that off the bill.

Perhaps if the 1st course is a specific variety of mushrooms?  Otherwise, yeah. Annoying.

Non-profit probably. Have been in the same position. However, what I used to do is call the restaurant and ask them to add the gratuity to the INITIAL CHARGE in whatever way they could (like charge it like it was an in house party of over six) so we could both tip and pass an audit. With all these delivery dudes on…

ok, you know the people making regular deliveries without tips are spitting in your food, right? perhaps you could inform your management of this.

That’s not a bad idea. Revised, for all you jokesters. 

please revise: Here Are All the Ways You Can LEGALLY Dispose of a Dead Body

let the country who didnt invent hooliganism throw the first cup of tea.

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Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

This is because it only takes 5 miles to realize the car you bought sounds fast, but is a slow turd with Fiat build quality. 

See, he doesn’t support slavery.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK MESSI!!

2 whole tanks.  This is perfectly Trump-grotesquely authoritarian in conception and pathetically rinky-dink in execution.

Still better than the six seconds Dolan gave Durant to dunk a basketball last week 

You’re clearly too emotionally stable to be here

SA: SKIP!

“Let me first state that I have nothing but the most respect for the avian community and its members. They’ve done much over history to combat the locust menace and for that I am grateful.