“You see, there is a loophole in the rules, that the rules only apply to living entities. Once we realized this, it was a no-brainer to use spirits from beyond the grave. I fully expect the rules committee to look at this during the off season, and make adjustments. But for now, it is legal.”

Someone didn’t like the look so much they punched that Fit in the nose! 

Raphael, there is this thing....it’s called “cropping”, and photographers will sometimes partake. And yes, i’m in a bad mood, i am quitting smoking.

I agree. I live in the ‘burbs, and when these guys (all over 65, i’m not kidding) are not talking about their harleys, they are usually talking about how they dislike young folk, and absolutely hate immigrants, and all the “free stuff” the immigrants get. Soo....yea, i take a huge gulp of salt when i read the above…

I am convinced Belichick, while being a great football coach, could actually be the world’s best tax attorney. He finds loophole after loophole, and looks more like a tax attorney than a football coach.

New commercial

A software fix doesn’t fix the actual issue of so many writes to the card that it stops functioning. That’s a hardware issue. Software fix may alleviate it in the future, but doesn’t help current cars that approaching the max number of writes, even if the software fix does stop the constant writing to logs.

Why the fuck did Splinter get nuked? That was the only place that could spot a russian troll a mile away, and they simply could not post. One of the few remaining outlets that one could vent, and see that others were as angry/horrified as you. MotherFuckers!

“You seem to be what i am looking for in a financial advisor, Harvard undergrad, Sloan MBA, even a visiting scholarship at the Paris school of economics. However....if you don’t get a team-signed basketball from the Miami Heat, given to you during a halftime, i just really can’t consider seriously your candidacy. I…

a harvard student tried this, emailing in the threat about several buildings on campus (one of which he was scheduled to take an exam). And yes, didn’t bother to even leave the dorm, which made tracing the email (composed on a computer that had a campus IP) that much easier. There are several restaurants in harvard…

the next version of the Stinger will have an option for 4 wheel drive (40-60), but that option will have the capability of having all the power go to the back wheels. (yep, 0-100). I thought that feature was cool, and showed the people they hired from M (or AMG, i forgot which) are really starting to pay off.

I hate to say it, but since the fish is in Georgia, fuck them. Trump is gonna give them federal aid to fight this fish before he gives any aid to California’s wildfires/power outages/etc. If this fish was in northern waters, Georgians would be like, “yea, invade them liberal waterways!”

just for the record, the Egyptians weren’t really that nice to the Jewish tourists about 4,000 years ago.
#Exodus
; )

so, if i drive in europe, for instance going the opposite way of a presidential motocade, and end up driving on the wrong side of the road just as the president drove by, it can be excused because european roads are confusing....Would that work?!?! (asking for a friend).

Was Popovich in Normandy? Because if you weren’t with us in Normandy, it doesn’t really count.* 

Speaking of the president embezzling money, he now has Air Force tankers refuel overnight at an airport in Scotland....which adds over 10 million dollars in revenue to the airport, allowing it to stay open ... which is very convenient for the president, as the airport is the only one close to one of his golf courses,…

And contributing to society!

Republicans would just say, “he was kidding! Gosh, in 3 years you would learn when he was kidding. The American people know he was kidding...”, which was the defense used when asking republicans (jim jordan) about trump request to China to investigate the Bidens.

Thanks for sharing. I saw a VW bug the other day, it reminded me of how the Volkswagon was my mom’s first car in West Virginia, where we eventually settled. My mom who would pile all three kids and a dog into it, and drive a perilous journey up to Blackwater Falls, so we could hike and enjoy the outdoors, and the…

If he had said, “Throw it over the fence!”, i would have cracked up. (Earlier he was denying doing this.)