I know a guy who is 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Polish [see the connection?] and he tells people, “I’ll make you an offer you can’t understand.”

This is surprising, considering the last Mustang we sent them was received with decidedly less enthusiasm.

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and, most importantly floats like a duck, then it’s probably

Exactly people are dumber than ever, they just know how to act and argue to make themselves look smarter. Take away the internet and will all be squatting in ditches with berries up our noses.

This must be the first person ever to prefer going to a gas (or electricity) station over just filling up at home. This is 95% of the argument for me getting an electric car. I never have to go to a gas station again. I never have to remember to leave early for work or stop on the way home after a long day. That is…

OLIVERRRRR!!!!

Well, to be fair they want to get rid of a lot things.

It’s missing something.

For sale: 1983 Celica

CP.

It’ll polish out with a bit of T-Cut…

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

FATE NUMBER THREE:

Goes on to see the pic of a Porsche, ends up hooked on the background Citroen...

A heavily modified car listed with no history or details getting sold at a premium by a BHPH lot? I think we’re gonna need a bigger pipe.

Great looking car whose design has aged very well, rare to find in good condition with low miles, and the Q is definitely the one you want. However, I went shopping for these not too long ago and this one is waaaaay overpriced. Despite all the cool things about it, they just aren’t in demand. This car probably won’t…

Holy shit. What is wrong with this guy? I like Alfas very particularly (says my little avatar picture thingie) and I understand that Alfa Romeos and reason are often mutually exclusive terms. And this is an exceptionally nice specimen. But nearly 20 large? This transcends crack and is well into black-tar heroin. Knock…

*arseholes*

I can imagine your grandfather saying, “Hey look, he actually is out there doing that to his car!”