My answer: Because children. Children are absolutely disgusting.

Kids trash cars, you don’t want them trashing expensive shit.

Hey! I AM a high school physics teacher! Oh waitaminit though...yeah, I have no personality. Carry on.

The problem i have:

where do I send my invoice for reading this?

Your dad sounds like an asshole.

Your friend has a way with words.

Plebs:

Holy crap I remember being in like... 4th grade and having a stupid class debate of this that ended with a punch being thrown and three people being in detention for like 3 days.

Time out! You have over two and a half more years of warranty on an $11K SUV. Curious if you could rack up $11k more warranty claims before then.

To be fair - look at the beige vinyl homes most of us buy. We aren't very discriminating buyers as a whole.

You should visit England. The speed limit on their M-highways is the same as America (around 70-75 mph). However, the minimum speed people drive on the Ms is a solid buck (100 mph). The police didn’t seem to give a single harumph!

Notorious Dingleberry is totally my hip-hop name.

Why not have both :-) ?

My wife made me promise not to get too drunk (“like the last time”) during the storm that just passed. I think I recall all of this one, so I’ll chalk it up as a win.

Clearly doesn’t translate that well, but describing someone as very County in the UK describes wealthy people that live in places like Gloucestershire and like horse riding, fox hunting and other posh outdoor pursuits. Oh and they almost always drive Range Rovers preferrably old ones as the new ones are too gaudy for…

*follow

“Not too well in product development”

Bavaria isn’t exacly Texas but principle is correct. Germany is as well as the US a federation charaacterized by self-governing states under a central government.