Piss off you whiny little cockshiner

Or not have a gun at all ya cockwomble!

Interesting history. Still pipus maximus.

Essex is the Florida of England. With crap weather.

Said Jeremy Clarkson, at least give him the credit!

Brit living in the US here. Can’t believe my countrymen have had such a sense of humour failure. Wankspangles. Everyone knows our cars are about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. But they are charming and cool.

I can’t imagine why your wife might get annoyed by that!

That's not cool or funny, sorry mate.

My grandfather had one. “Vanden Plas” trim. Digital display. Voice commands. Totally Tron. Total shitbox.

I have a 2011 e92 comp package. It’s up there with my S2000 as the best driver’s car I’ve ever owned. Downside it does feel heavy and the interior even with the carbon trim feels insubstantial compared to the A4 I had before. Oh yeah and the cops in CT and NY like to pull you over. Still, it looks the nuts and I still…

OK, I’m from the old country and that set up even in London would probably have you arrested!

I’m a Brit living in New England. Been here 3 years. I’ve seen German plates on cars so many times. Every time my reaction is ‘YOU’RE A BLOODY WANKER’ (trans: ‘douchebag’). Putting these euro plates on a 328i is - to me at least, and any other Brit I’ve mentioned it to - the single most uncool thing it’s possible for…

Quattroporte. Four door. Sooooo fancy!