Is this really surprising? She is "Alabama Hannah" after all. 

“being pregnant and giving birth regardless of whether the person who does so was considered a man or a woman in law.”

The irony of Ben Higgins sleeping with all of his final 3 women on The Bachelor and now shouting about abstinence until marriage from the rooftops is not lost on me.

Wait, we are supposed to hate Jane Goodall now? 

I’m surprised that blurb didn’t include anything about the “tremendous leadership of President Donald J. Trump”.

The worst thing about the CDC’s info page about it is this little gem towards the end:

No one wants a Clueless reunion, because they’d have to invite Stacy Dash.

I sometimes put sparkling water in my Riesling. It has to be highly carbonated water though, no mild bubbles.

Can’t wait for someone to say “we aren’t putting in any fucking ship lap.  Take that Rural Pinterest shit elsewhere.”

Frozen raspberries work great, too!

Anyone giving you a hard time for this is an arrogant ass-clown and part of the reason wine has such an intimidating, high barrier to entry for lots of people.

Martha Stewart has been a true hero in this pandemic. She’s mixing helping with staying on brand. Someone called her out for posting about her product line asking what she’s done to help abc she resolutely responded about the care home she opened with Mt Sinai. She also posts on IG with the spelling, photo quality,…

She might enjoy her wine with Ice Cube, but she likes her gin ‘n’ juice with Snoop Dogg.

Hey, did the Juarez family not end up with a much nicer house at the end of the episode?

Remember the days when HGTV had shows that actually *instructed* you on how to renovate, garden, design, and buy?  Pepperidge Farms remembers. 

A preview:

I’m down for this would would actually consider watching HGTV again. I gave up on it years ago. Most everything on that network is unattainable for the average American, especially now with unemployment skyrocketing. I’m sick of seeing huge remodeling budgets. I can’t relate, andI don’t find it relaxing to watch…

Same. My parents had an awesome divorce. I’m sure they wouldn’t characterize it that way, but compared to the bullshit my peers went through with their parents, it was dope. They didn’t use us a pawns, they never argued in front of us, custody was never a game, and they never, ever bad-mouthed each other. My dad later…

There has been a bit of a silver lining to being home. 11 months ago we adopted a formerly feral 2 year old cat. Since then we’ve been slowly domesticating her. About a month before everything shut down we had a bit of a breakthrough where she suddenly decided that she liked petting. Having two people home all day the…

That Navy Captain story makes me cry, and also it enrages me. The one person of power humiliated in this pandemic is a leader who sought to save his sailors from unnecessary, pointless death.