Jason Momoa’s Aquaman is absolutely my preferred fish man fuck, but I would definitely do The Shape of Water fish man because life is short and I am not afraid of my inner monster fucker.

Yes?

The cat-eating is a deal breaker.

There are two kinds of people: those who would have sex with the Fish Man, and those who are lying to themselves

That was my immediate thought. Why the fuck would anyone from Norway want to come here?

I mean a nation with a higher standard of living, higher education levels, longer lives and a less corrupt government would want to slum it by going to the US?

“He suggested, in an obvious reminder of his racism, that the United States should attract people from Norway, instead.”

Yay! So glad to see the Queen of Shade Court (which is still deeply missed) is doing so well in her career. <3

I know a lot of supposedly “liberal” minded people who smoked pot, were pro union, (supposedly) against racism, and still voted for Trump. It’s not as insane as it sounds.

Their faces...

“This is my regret face.”

Paying the bills. Those Cohen Bros. gigs can’t do all the heavy lifting.

collecting a paycheck. *shrugs*

A work ‘friend’ told me the ‘cute’ story of how she bullied, nagged, and humiliated her partner into proposing to her. I wanted to hunt the poor guy down and tell him to run.

“James Franco got too much time for my taste” is a fantastic way to describe that man in general, let alone his career.

Daniel Kaluuya should have won. James Franco got too much time for my taste.

The fillers give her that look like she’s hoarding nuts in her mouth? How awful. I detest her stupid round face with no bone structure and weak-ass chin. Sorry, I sound really angry. These hormones make it worse.

As an old-timer, I get to do things like reminisce about the Early Days of Jezebel, before Kinja and trolls and back when Slut Machine was Slut Machine, Good, Bad, Ugly was a thing, and there was a pioneering prohibition against body-shaming.

He must also have an elderly Serbian grandmother (though she likes Jewish people because she thinks they’re all doctors).

My elderly Serbian grandmother is convinced the Hungarians will come kill anyone and is less racist than this.