dontdronemebro
Don't drone me bro
dontdronemebro

Phone’s busy. I assume because Peter Thiel, Charles Harder and Miller are on a conference call at the moment.

Real dead.

Have you actually seen any of the avocado toast Tumblrs? They’re absolutely mesmerizing.

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

To paraphrase: Fat fucking fat fuck couldn’t run for a bus if his curly tail was on fire.

You said what I was thinking, but fancier. I thought “He can’t run.”

He just used the tactics he uses when he is playing his GTAV video game.

The particular angles and dimensions of your jib sail are aesthetically pleasing to me.

I just find it so cruel, laws that affect women primarily are once again being spearheaded by old white men who constantly pay for sex, who don’t have a single moment of shame for their hypocrisy.
This is why I’m okay with the public shaming of these old assholes, I have no pity for anyone who has used their privilege

Yes. Seems to me one could escape this particular law enforcement officer by walking briskly. Or taking the stairs two at a time.

+1 Someone has been doing their SAT vocab prep.

YOU WATCH YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!1!!!!

My feeble ladybrain can hardly understand things that aren’t pink.

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Apologies if this was uploaded on a recent DUAN, but too cool not to post if no one has:

I fixed it:

Prosecutors always, always want their pound of flesh. They are habitually petty. Like, they can never admit they were wrong about anything. Doesn’t seem to matter which party they are from, liberal or conservative, man or woman, black, white...it’s like they are consitutionally unable to admit when they’ve fucked up.

Mr. Backstop/who do you think you are/Mr. Backstop/you made it so the Yankees won

So weird that Roseanne would be feeling such economic insecurity when her show was just picked up for a second season.