New! Great Pacific

I dunno- game recognize game. But maybe omeday war will be obsolete, and they’ll look back and wonder why couldn’t control our jingoistic amygdalas. Until then- carry on, troops

The flawed(?) algorithms between Tom of Finland and this Nazi twink, lawdy...

This is indeed good news, and now with this great leap forward in technology maybe now we can finally address some of the deepest mysteries of our time

Duh, they’ll go at night.

DC Doesn’t Know What to Do With Cyborg

That’s a version of homicide detective Joe Kenda’s famous quote of

After watching my Chiefs take on the Texans last night, I can attest to this. Maybe even bump it up to 8:30.

That’s why I’m in bed and jerking it at 9:15. 

He’s not wrong, the Bible is FULL of murder, death, execution, vengeance and hate.  If you skip past all that pussy shit Jesus said, it’s the entire book. 

They robbed me, but the police caught them standing in the doorway waiting for the story to finish.  

The most likely (historical) response is: The British. It’s their fault. First, we had a revolution (1775-1783) and kicked them out. Then they came back again (1812). We were probably waiting for a second encore and it never came, unless you count The Beatles. ;)

I hope scientists discover paper straws the leading cure for breast cancer.

These women are just lucky liberals aren’t trying to ban straw man arguments, otherwise they’d really be in trouble.

“I was shot by an ar pattern rifle during class one day. The frangible round tumbled through my thorax and shattered against my spine. Now I have to consume nutrients through a plastic straw. Haha, pwned you libs.”

I’ll still back Democrats everyday over republicans but they need to stop trying to kill their own left wing. 

Considering how interesting he made an empty warehouse, I would watch any sport Antoine Dangerfield commentated.

Even if the “smokey eye” joke was a reference to her appearance, it was a complimentary reference. It’s like saying, “Gotta hand it to those Nazis, they look sharp in those uniforms” -- that’s a compliment right there. 

Yeah....so, the mascot was introduced in 2000. At the time, the stadium was known as Bank One Ballpark (B.O.B.), and casually referred to as “The Bob.”