“This summer, the Pooh hits the fan!”

“Oh bother,” said Pooh, as he concealed Piglet’s mangled corpse.

Definitely Smashmouth.

Hold your horses bro!

There is no way this is not about fisting

They’ll get over and laugh at all the American ferroequinologists considering the state of our infastructure.

Wait ‘til Trump orders the Post Master General to issue the Heroes of Bowling Green Massacre commemorative stamp series.

“Fake news” bad, fake history good.

I am proposing they sell this alternative coin.

This is like Watergate, where the conspiracy goes deeper and deeper until finally Tom Hanks is revealed to be the ultimate ringleader, and a nation’s innocence is shattered .

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

You’ve clearly never been poor.

I’m sure he’d tell you that he doesn’t have a drinking problem, can quit whenever he wants but doesn’t want to, drives better when he’s been drinking and that you’re the one with a problem.

It’s one thing to teach people how to eat nutritious food. It’s another to forcibly restrict what kind of food they can buy. He’s wrong.

Three Questions...

It might be a good idea for him to go to rehab.

Asked if he suffered from mental illness, MILLER replied “no, absolutely not.

Miller might be a giant sack of shit, but this right here is a veteran drunk move.

Trump’s entire campaign and presidency back to day one has been an amalgamation of the worst people in the world joining forces. Kochs, The Mercers, the Alt-right, Manafort & Co., Russian Oligarchs, NRA, Murdoch, and now Sinclair... all of them tentacles of the same malignant beast. Every agency, every aide, every…

Me after reading this story