He will only uncork his true potential to the highest bidder? Story of my life, h8r

I’m a tad worried that if this project is at all popular, it could further negatively affect the already misunderstood mission of the former group. Hail, Baphomet!

Toto had another song?

Something about his countenance leads one to believe he might would eschew the traditional foot chase.

His gun is so thick and big, I don’t know if any prey or criminal could handle such a big, thick gun- it’s so big and thick! The gun

Unless she can stymie the White House Press Corps, on the daily :(

One would be an idiot to argue the objective, so—

You have to admit: this is some top shelf branding; I mean—unassailable

Their-they’re, Mistah Pwesident—their-they’re...sshhhh...[pats head]

It’ll pass.

Pro Tip: gather and hollow out 5 coconuts so you get that mixing ratio correct every time.

The stamp collectors are really going to lord this over the coin collectors at this year’s Philatelists-Nusmismatists Softball Wine Mixer

What an annoying nagger.

This probably isn’t even a bottom enough to want to change. Nothing feeds denial better than money.

No, but they all convene annually at CPAC.

Who are they casting for Nick Denton?

Time to put the bottle down maybe? A thought.

Pay? They will actually get paid, real filthy lucre.

That’s all well and good, but I still need more money.

I really hope those turkey and steak tacos Mrs. Tebow made for here son were separated, meat wise.