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Whatever’s happening here, I’m in

My error is twofold: I confused David Brancaccio who did the lead in on the radio piece I heard yesterday with Ryssdal, and then didn’t credit Ms. Adams. I am my own fake news :(

The tweets are generated at the firm of Barron, Miller & Dennison, and they are top notch. Good people, really excellent firm

Only the jester speaks the truth to the king.

Welcome to Ivory Towers, where your disdain is your only friend!

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Like all of us, he is one roll of the dodecahedron away from losing critical health and being annihilated by an elf

“Molly Ringwald: A really smart piece” -John Hughes, still doin’ his thing somewhere off this mortal coil

Finally, I wonder what Daniel Day-Lewis was late for.

By any horns necessary.

It’s like the twins from The Shining front a Limp Bizkit cover band, and can’t find their way to the stage à la Spinal Tap in Cleveland

Maybe Trump and Deng could hash this out over a delicious bowl of Ma Po Dofu—that delicious Chinese staple utilizing succulent, if potentially tariff prone, ground pork and creamy soy curd (even though maybe it’s the Szechuan chili oil that makes it so good*). I think both would agree, at least, that to eat it with

I’m with you Shakespeare, but this florid prose is exactly why we lost the rust belt

‘twas ever thus

Dear ee cummings,

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Auspicious (or suspicious?) timing: 50 years ago yesterday Simon & Garfunkel released Bookends featuring (amongst other notable hits) the amazing and beautiful America:

If I understand his bad brain at all, that doctor will be of Asian extraction

Just dangle some coal and steel jobs to the rural Rust Belt and he’s in there, ez-pz

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That Tweed Sneakers cut sounds like some Red Hot Chili Peppers first album funk, not ska- so let’s put on our creepers and parkas, check the mirrors on our Vespas, clear out our palates with a Krakatoa, dial up some English Beat, and just start. the fuck. over.