They found him in a tax shelter?

When your stock in trade is selling victimization and scapegoating, try not to get high on your own supply.

Affleck to New Yorker: FAH Q

No, they just weren’t supposed to assert that the fire was out (assuming the plaintiff is in the right and/or you read the article)

Boom- roasted

Yeah, dude- fuck the 4th Estate! Remember when they thought Dewey defeated Truman? Idiots

“Burgatory” will never grow past 8 locations in Pittsburg unless they can get Catholics to acknowledge their existence.

Interesting article, but perhaps a little backstory into what set this waiter off that day would be helpful:

But all they want is information- how could that be bad?

Bummer...I can’t believe an actual supergenius gave any time or effort to such schlock TV. Guess it just shows to go ya’- never meet your heroes

I remember Rampage the video game at Shakey’s Pizza Parlor “back in the day”; sure, they made a movie about it- why not? Then I saw the weird/great/prototypical Jeff Goldblum interview in the second segment—he was there to plug Isle of Dogs—and I’m like: wait, why isn’t that a video game? And then I’m all: couldn’t mos…

Experts gon’ expert...

I was so impacted by multiple viewings that I converted to nihilism, and have been comforted ever since in the knowledge that none of this is real.

Or focuses their coupling and breeding drive to the aspirational point of world dominance when they reconvene at https://concealedcarrymatch.com ; just one of many 2A enthusiast dating sites :(

Is the little dipshit afraid he’s never going to see 21? Is he terminal with a rare shooting disorder, soothed only by gun powder? Is there a squirrel hanging around his bird feeder who needs a proper dispatching—like—yesterday? What’s the rush, little bro? Plenty of time left in your young life to fend off the King…

So much for keeping Midtown janky.

Spoilers 15 years after the fact?

So it’s not about wolf nipple chips, then

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