Starve all day, drink all night makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. -old Russian troll proverb

To The Son Of God! Dilly-Dilly! [pounds flagon]

Peaceniks are not allowed to cherrypick from The Good Book sorry :(

Don’t kid yourself – this person has no solutions envisioned.

Allegations of misconduct aside- even at the state level, who in their right minds would elect a 20 year old to represent them? Did he run against a ficus? What the hell is happening in Rhode Island?

Will the reign of northern terror ever cease?

“Speed humps? That’s what my wife calls me!” -and other jokes that would’ve been funny, last millenium. Thanks, liberals.

With this frequency, and in this context, oh yes- we are #1. Someone needs to be selling a better tazer for your feral hog issue. There is money to be made here, something we can all agree is a good thing. Ah- sweet, sweet money...everyone’s friend sigh

Some sort of giant wild hog trap? Pretty hard to get one of those into a high school in a backpack.

Isn’t that the plot of The Last Jedi?

If you are physically able, rent a bicycle. It’s flat terrain, you’ll go just as fast as most transpo, and you’ll stop and see more of the town.

Funny song- he doesn’t believe poets, preachers, or the gov’t. Who’s left-athletes? Wall Street? Family? Bartenders?

She’s also forgetting how hot her father actually was back in the early ‘80s when he self-immolated while free-basing cocaine

Let us have a moment of silence for Pebbles II, if we could all just hold hands for a second...

#teamnoone

“Heck of a job, Blackie”

Enough with the “creatives” being judged by better paid “creatives” in a subjective field- where is the show where chefs have to be waiters, and vice-versa. THAT! I would watch. Another million dollar idea generated by the anonymous internet. I want 51%—controlling interest—you thieving scumbags.

Uncanny, even if an insult to the sweetest and dumbest of all the smash-faced bully breeds- the boxer. You and Bowzer here are forgiven- Wynn is not.

Irrationally frightened bullies love that punching down type stuff, and there’s a profit to made in enabling it. So it pretty much works for everybody.

The lack of words the former Axis powers had as the play was developing is exactly why we won The Big One, and why I’m going getting on the horn to WeatherTech for all my truck based, wall building needs as soon as I hang up.