Let me know when they actually put a blond white girl in a sweatshirt with the word ‘monkey’ on it, and I’ll get back to you.

Sucks being a traitor grounded by a mean old judge on New Year’s Eve.

Love! that this was presented without comment. Purely undeniable semiotics. Also- Rutger Hauer levels of Blade Runner-y torsoness

Maybe people were afraid to complain because they might lose their job if they did. Actually, not maybe— sure.

Leave it to a libertarian think tank to focus on “occurrences”, not quantities spilled.

George Soros himself personally started the leak. It was in my FB feed this morning.

Let’s just get rid of the Olympics.

25th amendment

“Um...me too!” —Eric Trump, licking his eyelids

Practice, practice, practice.

This is the most awkward movie plug I’ve ever read.

“Ok, now I like teachers.” —Betsy Devos

I’ll settle for half right anyday

Aye...carry on then...aye...

Idk, does libertarianism allow for such civility?

Oops you brought him out of the grey by responding, because you’re followed by AVClub it would seem. 

Haikus only have 17 syllables, sorry

Good plot, weird limerick structure. Kinda fucks with your head

Apparently, Willie Nelson’s son is nothing short of amazing. Thanks for the rabbit hole

“Hey, at least everyone forgot about all the CTE!” —Goodell, from the bunker