Fuck The Sopranos, marry The Wire, kill Twin Peaks.

“Heil Carlos!” can you imagine?

“Oh sister, if I had a nickel...”

Right? (bumped)

More of a KinjaTech issue (def OT), but The Slot is commentable only intermittently. (iphone6+, at the moment)

“Let Jesus turn the page” (do that one)

Dock Ellis handled shit talking inanimate objects much better.

Condolences:

So good. +1

Some dark sarcasm in the chatroom.

I’m a grey ‘round these parts, ma’am. Weren’t me. I ain't afollerred.

[ham handed The Wire reference]

You know you want to, bro

I wish you peace. Be easy, friend

I feel like you’ve earned some kind of internet MFA with your pussycrushing retort to my anonymous rhetorical. Kudos, fantastic! All de udder fuckwits who took it so serious, well, let’s just hope they’re unarmed.

I DON’T KNOW AND IT’S TERRIFYING

Yeah can someone read my posts and let me now if I’m a beta, alpha, Chad, or normie or anything else please. I can’t go on without knowing :(

Fat chance- cat worship isn’t hateful enough to get any GoFundMe lucre, or even a campaign photo-op.