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‘Shopped actually, here’s the source material:

I think I contracted toxoplasmosis from the two embedded tracks, alone.

“Hey Carly- what’s yer fave sammich?”

Either way, dirt is being schlepped.

It definitely started that way.

The first modern era one I remember is when we went to Tulum for X-mas in 2010. There were a number of yoga people on the beach, and a man-bunned dude was naked doing some sort of upside down yoga pose. This was the (man bun hate incipience) moment for me. And I say this as a guy growing out his hair for the first…

Plus spiders! Gah!

Projection comes as no surprise.

Haha- Felix is like: “I believe this belongs to you?” It’s much funnier in Spanish though.

Black coffee is suffering.

Threats? What were the squirrel busters foing to do? Dig through the theaters trash? “Oh look- popcorn.” Something ain't right. (Pay-off?)

Fallen soul, what a bummer (especially for his former gf’s).

Yeah, just been reading up. Wow, crazy- will be boycotting Portlandia, moving forward.

There’s a whiter city than Seattle?

“Hey Tom, pass me th-uh, nevermind...”

So that’s why they chose Spin Galactic. Explains a lot.

Since I obviously can’t read, I’m not even sure how I typed that. Or this.

Yes, like a flowing murmuration of 37 million starlings, all Californians moving as one. Please.