When will the leaders of the whisky community address its problem children?!

Lamb tagine FTW

I was hoping they were wine tasting in Sonoma, and somehow I could join them, drinking and laughing before we all went out for some good Mexican food.

Treason!

All I know is that FDR calls a better race than Ron Fairly.

There’s kind of nothing better as an accent than Hayes Code era newsboy “Extry-Extry: read all about it!” gangster street urchin talk. Born on the wrong coast, 100 years too late. Tuberculosis and abject poverty be damned.

She’s saving her wind fer wrasslin’.

And when all that didn’t pan out, you had her stuffed and mounted. Nice!

Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men’s whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00.

Nobody in the song is from Brussels, they’re both just there because of outstanding warrants back in Perth.

Baby hippo: hello, woild! How do you do?! [shakes hand vigorously]

God likes you best, we get it. Just be cool about it, sheesh.

It’s confusing at first, and she’s showing us all that it’s never too late even though life is so short, but I’m confident Yoko will figure out bowling.

And that statement is: Time is a flat circle.

Not quite the same level, but Larry Wilmore continues to kill it on The Nightly Show, IMO.

Regardless of who owns them (even though believe you me, I’d prefer they weren’t bought out), don’t the organic/responsible/conscious aspects stay the same? I don’t think BigFood fucks with the formulas after acquisition. Cold comfort.

Can’t put a price on self esteem.

I guess it’s old news to most, but I’m stoked for Reggie Watts’ new gig as a late night talk show band leader. That guy’s hilarious.

Hoping to avoid a seamy situation

Sorry, but there’s no such thing as “unfortunately I’m out here on the west coast”. Not to pick nits or anything.