This legislation will help women get the information they need before making a decision they can’t take back.

@Cowlishawl: knocking out your wife is the same as deflating some footballs.

[The Air Out Of]

There will only ever be one Rodney Dangerfield.

The perfect criminal.

Sounds like I can keep complaining: “Hey, at least I’m not humblebragging, people really hate that.”

You know you’ve been on the GM boards too long when the first thing you think of is HamNo. #hotelkinja

I love LA people. Dude’s stoked.

I’m just happy for The Roots- good gig!

“F” that.

F that- baseball just started up again.

Well sure, man.

Why does she keep breathing on the glass if she’s just going to wipe it off again? Weird.

Roo was whining a little there, dreading a potential Lady and the Tramp scenario in the offing.

You got my vote.

They don’t know what to do with their homo-erotic urges upon meeting, and since they can’t articulate their feelings, they break shit.

“The fever...the rage...the feeling of powerlessness- when WikiLeaks reveals you tried to stop the world from finding out your family owned slaves.”

Thank you for the PSA from the 5th ring!

Rand had either a bitchin’ Camaro or several BMX bikes.