Does one ship this or stan this? #old

When Kelly got her appendix removed did she yell out “ Steve Carrell !!!!”

Famous Mockingbird is Tomatoface. Do not engage with his stupidity.

They really are sweethearts. Mine is a 9 year old ridgeback and (I think) lab mix that I adopted when she was a 25 lb pup. At the time, I asked the lady at the shelter how big she thought she would get when full grown. She said, “oh...maybe fourty-five pounds.”

It wasn’t keto, but we put our three dogs on a raw food diet and the results were amazing! The pitbull’s chronic skin issues disappeared. The basset hound looked (ALMOST) svelte! It was raw chicken back and turkey necks plus a TON of kale, celery, carrots ground up through a sausage maker (so much work). But, yeah, it…

“You can eat fried chicken for breakfast, y’all.”

Child support and alimony are two separate things. That you confuse and conflate the two is indicative of your ignorance of the law.

A) What kind of person with a 77k income has an almost $5k/month mortgage payment?  

Don’t bother responding to him- this is another iteration of Tomatoface.

come on...it’s obvious what she was going for. call a fucking duck a duck

As Brian Klass points out,

Bar dismissing Mueller's letter to him as "snitty" and "probably written by some underling" was a nasty bit of business.

And as always, fuck Lindsay Graham.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ASSASSINATED, LOU

I’ve done more for Firefighters than this dues sucking union will ever do, and I get paid ZERO!

I disagree. She worked hard at: A). having her face rearranged B). crafting upscale boarding school voice with a Jackie O whisper.

In fairness that is a solid plan. 

i disagree aggressively with the contention that ivanka has ever worked hard at anything in her life

Step 1: Be born rich to a man who was born rich.