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7/25/19
11:42 AM
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Your namesake is one of the biggest influencers of all time, marketing everything from shoes to men’s underwear to sports drinks to McDonald’s, using his sports prowess, AKA his body, to get people to buy things and make money off of that. But please continue to snark on the youth, you’re obviously totally ABOVE IT Read more

7/23/19
2:10 PM
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They’re just a silly solution to a hunger problem, even if low-carb is your preferred thing. For the calories in one Atkins bar, you could eat two scrambled eggs loaded with spinach and half a bell pepper, aka a nice breakfast, and feel fuller + tend to your nutritional needs. 

7/23/19
12:56 PM
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Wait so y’all chose the wrong shades for your skin tone, didn’t apply it evenly, didn’t wait for it to dry, and then shot water at your legs with a supersoaker to simulate rain (where does it rain like that?!) and you don’t love it?! SHOCKING. Read more

7/23/19
12:04 PM
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The worst thing about Bernie is his people. His staff is appallingly out of touch with anyone outside their Twitter mentions. They’re the “does this have gluten” progressives that use their politics as a sledgehammer to make others feel stupid. 

7/23/19
12:01 PM
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Starred for “Moonbeam Chutzpah” which honestly makes me want to have a child immediately so I can name them that. 

7/19/19
10:24 AM
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Why would a congressperson who represents Minnesota give two shits about what someone in Pennsylvania thinks? They can’t vote for her.

7/18/19
9:16 AM
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Yeah, I’ve stopped panicking over these focus groups because it’s not difficult, or groundbreaking, to go around the US and find a cross-section of America that holds these beliefs. The fact that white women will cling to the patriarchy because it preserves their white supremacy isn’t surprising today just like it Read more

7/17/19
1:00 PM
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I don’t understand why people, especially Republicans, think this is a problem for Dems. Bill Clinton is a major creep and nobody would defend him if he touched a child. 

7/17/19
9:27 AM
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People don’t donate to PP because it provides low-cost STI testing, they donate to protect access to abortion care. As the face of the organization and a major driver of when and where people choose to financially support PP, backing away from talking about abortion seems like a poor business decision.

7/16/19
1:45 PM
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Oooof. This is a biased review cause I have this exact pair. I wear them with athletic-inspired slacks and dresses to the office and have also worn them to a wedding under a long dress. They’re cuter IMO when they get a little dirty and scuffed up and people who keep their sneakers creaseless really freak me out. Also Read more

7/10/19
4:34 PM
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She’s running to represent Kentucky, not our deepest Socialist pipe dream. At some point, even while holding that us progressives are right on so many issues, we’re going to have to accept that about half of this country does not fall into the same ideological camp. So we can be the most righteous and keep watching Read more

7/10/19
11:37 AM
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Yuuuuuup. We got a “Black man is walking slowly down the street and entering a home” post not too long ago. Amazingly, the “Black man” replied with something like “Yeah that was me, going home, after 30 hours in the hospital where I’m a DOCTOR.”

7/10/19
10:12 AM
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I’m finding the reboot painfully real, which is a crazy to thing to say about The Hills. The mom struggles of finding time for yourself outside of mom duties is something many of my friends grapple with. Audrina’s shitty relationship and divorce and trying to rekindle a thing that has undeniable chemistry but is Read more

7/8/19
3:36 PM
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Meh. While I personally agree with almost all of AOC’s platform + moral outrage, I also know that she represents a TEENY TINY part of the party and was voted in by a laughably small number of actual voters. As long as “the squad” doesn’t do the necessary politicking to get people bought in to their vision, they will Read more

7/8/19
1:20 PM
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People who go through IVF procedures are usually pretty committed to having their own biological progeny so the idea of keeping a baby that isn’t biologically yours seems... you may as well have adopted at that point and avoided the whole pregnancy thing. 

7/8/19
11:18 AM
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SCOTUS basically told them to come back when their reasons are less obvious so they needed to swap out the teams to avoid a situation where they’re having to answer “well last year you made the argument that XYZ...” The issue, as always with the Trump admin, is that they said the quiet part loud.