dontcallmemimi
dorothyjabariparker
dontcallmemimi
Jul 29 2019
4

Bear spray, then a gun, then making yourself big, then playing dead, then throwing yourself in a river with the hopes of getting away before you freeze or drown.
Read more

Jul 28 2019
21

Yeah, and I say this as someone who regularly climbs mountains in the late afternoon/early evening, but even in central Alaska (this is not Barrow, after all) in summer, fording a river after midnight is not ideal. 

Jul 28 2019
91

I have seen this river. I have camped up and down this river. I have been chased by grizzly bears near this river. I have never tried to cross this river. Read more

Jul 28 2019
113

The Aristocrats!

Jul 28 2019
43

I think a lot of people interpret the story in a manner that reaches the opposite conclusion. 15+ years on since I read Into the Wild, I find the moral of the story ambiguous. It certainly evokes sadness, though. 

Jul 28 2019
319

Crossing a surging river around midnight. What could go wrong?

Jul 23 2019
18

Michael Kors used to sell this leg shimmer thing that was genius - came in a deodorant stick format, and you used it to shine up your legs with an extremely subtle tint and sparkle. It was discontinued YEARS ago, but I’ve been hording the last few sticks I have because it’s amazing in the summer and when I’m too Read more

Jul 23 2019
30

Regardless of your opinions of Williamson’s Earth Mother, intuitive healingapproach to both life and politics, her response to Bee was pretty good. Read more

Jul 23 2019
29

I loved Al Franken. I thought he was a dynamite Senator. And I believe a double standard was applied to him with regards to how charges like this are considered against Democrats like Franken and Republicans like, oh, I don’t know, our sitting President. I was sorry to see him go. I don’t think he’s a bad person, and Read more

Jul 23 2019
43

Welcome to my haterade party. Who listened to Jill Stein and thought “We need this in the Democratic primary, but with no plans, even less qualifications, and more tinfoil”?

Jul 23 2019
16

Starred to share your frustration about my one of my favs Stephen. There’s something deeply galling about Williamson... Moonbeam chutzpah BS!

Jul 22 2019
101

A brown diamond is about half a step away from being a charcoal briquette.

Jul 22 2019
261

Just because Michelle has money and designers doesn’t mean she wasn’t involved in choosing what she wore or who made those pieces, which is where her influence comes in and her taste shows. Melania, I’m sure, has designers and tailors and is still dressed like an embarrassment

Jul 18 2019
64

Why are we (CNN) giving these women a forum? And not disclosing how close they already are to Trump’s campaign introduces more bias. This isn’t a cross section of plain old white women. These women may not be representative of what the white women who voted for him are now thinking about his recent tweets. THOSE are Read more

Jul 17 2019
79

The things I wish I could tell my younger self then are the things I tell my adult self now.

Jul 17 2019
43

It’s France – they’ve just got back from lunch! Read more

Jul 17 2019
108

Fellow fat girl here commiserating with you. I had male bullies and my weight was ALWAYS their target. Read more

Jul 17 2019
108

I was very unpopular in middle school and high school. I still have a lot of rage about the bullying, I just broke a pen cap thinking about it. I remember this one time in math class two boys sitting behind me decided to have a conversation to humiliate me, just loud enough so that I could hear. Hur hur, Pink Ears is Read more