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That part is kinda adorable. My mother will just call me, leave a voice message, then text me a second later with the message ‘Call me’ after leaving the voice message of ‘Call me’. You’d think there was some kind of emergency with that kind of instance, right!? Nope. she just wanted to know if I wanted to go to lunch.

I'm so sorry that your mom is such a monster. :(

Honestly outside her district she’s already been placed on an insane pedestal by democratic socialists worldwide as the new big hero. The Guardian fucking loves her and when she inevitably has to agree to a compromise position of some sort they’ll turn on her and paint her as some charlatan or false prophet, even

this is like when you text someone, and they call you back.

Jesus, conservatives are so desperate for AOC’s attention.

. Back when my brother was in the Marines there were few women in the Marines and he noticed two distinct types of women in the marines.

No one is being feminized. Jesus.

He looks like a majestic centaur. Absolutely glorious. 

That’s horrifying! What if there’s a fire? There’s no way one person could carry out 15 penned-in kids! Wow... I wouldn’t even leave my dog in that situation.

I continuously tell myself that my day-job is simply how I fund my childhood dreams.

I could go on all day about this movie. Seeing it in that empty theater when I was still in high school. How it inspired my father to retire from his “Lumbergh” role at a large corporation and go into the nonprofit world. The paper-thin walls at the “Morningwood” apartment complex. 

We live in Boston, Massachusetts, in a walkable neighborhood to downtown Boston, so take with a grain of salt that things are knowingly expensive here. I have a 1.5 year old daughter and we pay $1,600 a month for her care, and that is literally the cheapest option we could find in downtown Boston. Most centers hover

On the one hand, legalize and regulate sex work.

“22 hour fast daily” which in turn feels like “time slows down,” causing “days [to] feel so much longer.”

As someone with a journalism degree, I chose not to pursue that route because I needed a semblance of job security (I graduated before the days when you could stay on your parents’ health insurance until your mid-twenties). 

They aren’t actually fasting. They are eating the little bits of food that get caught in their awful beards.

let’s just be honest, I was distracted by other parts of the photograph. 

I don’t agree. Dude is a doctor who was skiing on a fancy ski hill in Park City, Utah, so he’s not exactly disadvantaged notwithstanding any injuries he sustained. I don’t have any special love for Paltrow, but neither you nor I know the circumstances of the ski accident. That’s what judges and juries do - they find

goddammit, I really wanted this film to be good (if for no other reason than wypipo really need to learn about the Green Book, as just one example of how treacherous traveling in the US was for POC back then. After learning that, white dudes seeing the great big open road and going on an adventure [in my case, reading