Once they open the books I’m pretty sure she isn’t going to be a wealthy widow.

If you think for one hot minute that an essential mail order bride is skirting the responsibilities of first lady as a fuck you to the patriarchy, then I guess sometimes we need fantasy in difficult times.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

Yeah I was like “excuuuuse me?” If someone wants to cut a few of my roses for a wedding, and comes knocking on my door, I’ll be like “dang, wow, I must have great flowers” and totally give them some. If they just swipe them, that’s so rude.

This is such an asshole move, my jaw dropped when I read it. Under no circumstance should you EVER go and cut someone’s flowers! There’s plenty of reasons, but a few at the top of the list:

And of course he drops the weight like a true crossfitter. Dipshit.

I’d say skippin’ leg and arm day, but it just looks like he’s skippin’ gym day.

“The flowers I did decorate with, I snuck out late the night before my wedding and clipped from yards or sunflower patches. We only took one or two from any given yard, so we weren’t complete jerks.”

We lock our swag closets for the same reason. My team gets tons of nice branded gear and giveaways as part of their role, and the first few months when we launched we couldn’t figure out what was happening to it. Caught someone coming out of the closet (literally) with goodies in his hands, and put a stop to that with…

Depends on how reputable the company is.

Which is maybe technically your employer, since these gifts aren’t really meant for the reviewer, but to the magazine/blog/whatever with hopes that they get reviewed.

Yes, it is unethical.

Unless they own the publication, how is it their right to sell stuff? The items are technically given to the company in hopes of consideration. Imo, openly selling on traceable platforms is worthy of firing if caught. I’ve hustled from jobs but I kept it quiet and understood if they knew, I’d be kicked to the curb.

If you received the gift as just a regular person (think birthday present) without regards to position, you’re free to resell.

The fact that FLOTUS’s official Twitter account has basic grammar mistakes which no one has bothered to correct is somehow the maggot infested cherry on this cruddy sundae

“Growing up, my son never saw a black superhero. So one day he said to me, ‘I wish I was white so I could climb walls like Spiderman.’”

I completed the NYC Marathon today (first one ever, go me!)! There were about a half dozen spectator signs along the course alluding to this same motivator. Another half dozen or so substituting in Trump’s name.

It’s sad how deep into running you need to be to truly appreciate this sort of effort. Anybody on the couch can say “fuck that’s crazy” but unless you’re on the road 40 miles a week you’re probably not capable of understanding how much everything hurts sometimes. And at 40 miles a week you’re lower than whale shit on…

Lions, too. LIONS!! THEY ARE GAY PRIDES, how can you possibly be against that?