I’m in Upstate NY, and it IS lauren Ordah. Boink boink. Cauwfee.

My Queens-born mother refers to the TV series as, “Lauren Order.”

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 BAD 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 THIS 👏🏾WOMAN 👏🏾 EVER

To make the transition easier, they’re rebranding kneeling to “Downward Dogma”

SOLID DEFENSE, DUDE. Can’t imagine why people are worried about your treatment of gay folks.

the way he speaks to her about money is so so so gross. at the reunion they were fighting like a couple that has already broken up. it’s so weird

A lack of planning on United’s part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

That’s United’s problem, not the paying passengers.

United’s response to this has just been awful. Amazing that they’re still just sending the “please contact law enforcement” bullshit deflection response to requests for comment. They are currently being crucified in the court of public opinion across the internet. Reddit’s ready to burn their corporate headquarters…

This is absolutely no comment on how I feel about how United handled that girl but Holy False Equivalency, Batman.

United Airlines spokesman Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. stated that forcible removal is standard protocol when an involuntary volunteer refuses to comply with a volunteering order.

I’m a film projectionist and it’s not as easy as turning the closed captions on. Films come on drives now, and they are unlocked with digital “keys.” The keys unlock all the different versions on the film (2D, 3D, 5.1, 7.1 etc) These keys come from the distributors, and unless they are provided and then installed,…

I am their perfect 2X aspirational instagram model. And I know how shitty and hipster that sounds. There’s plenty of hot fat girls who fit a 2X. We’re not rare.

Yup. Aspirational to me just means unique, happy, fun, interesting, etc. The CEO and too many other people believe that fat women can’t be those things, and it’s so fucking completely false.

Also, and I promise i don’t mean this in a snarky way, Modcloth finding new models on Instagram would pretty much be the most on-brand thing ever.

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

This is a stunningly ignorant piece. I appreciate her intent, but it’s obvious she hasn’t even the most basic understanding of how immigration law works. Or civil disobedience, for that matter: she keeps harping on how it’s worth breaking the law to help people, but what she’s advocating will get the citizen/insurance…

Yeah, but she had a hyperlink to Vice, whereas you just quoted the law...NERD!!

Yet even though green card marriages are harder to pull off, people do it all the time and get away with it. Doing this for one of America’s 11 million undocumented immigrants would be a bigger act of love than a garish wedding could ever be. The extra effort would be worth it to the immigrant whose sudden…