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I don’t understand deskjobs either (don’t tell my boss)

 I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

It seems like underwear might be a good choice, and relatively easy to carry on. Also, friendly reminder that you can use your dismiss button at any time if you want to dismiss the replies of people who choose to blame these poor women for getting pregnant.

You’re the one who sounds like a prick here. Fucking asshole.

I can’t wait till next season when the two of them realize that they’re the same couple married as they were dating and engaged (read: prickly and spiteful and miserable) and spiral ever closer to divorce. I also can’t wait to watch Katie go through this as she realizes she wasted her entire nuptials being an angry,

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

Honestly, Jax has been right when he judges his friends and their relationships.

Jax is a bisexual Homer Simpson.

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While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

“Since the November election of Donald Trump, the question “How did we get here?” has bounced around the internet and through print media”

As a woman FORMERLY in STEM, before all the neckbeards screaming misandry! and fake! come rolling in, I’m going to come right right out and say that her account sounds eerily similar to my own forced exodus from a fortune 200, and to things I heard from close friends/co workers. We were all sexually or racially

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.

The director replied back, saying that if we women really wanted equality, then we should realize we were getting equality by not getting the leather jackets.

Uber just keeps on affirming my decision to delete their app months ago when one of their drivers nearly killed us on the highway and another tore down a one way street head into oncoming traffic. All we received were measley form letters.

Particularly shocking given Uber’s stellar reputation as a safe convoy for female passengers.

I always thought the best stranger to sit next to on a plane was one that fell asleep and didn’t’ actively bother you. Trying to imagine calling the cops on my row mate for sleeping and not bothering me.

God, he is so desperate to be liked.