“I’m vegan...”

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.

I’m a person from Central Texas who grew up in the David Robinson 90s and came later in life to basketball, so I’m totally biased, but I don’t understand why anyone loves any NBA team as much as the Spurs.*

You know that plan of attack will be based on some solid fundamentals.

I am going to cause you emotional distress by posting this clip. Forgive me.

“If you were born white, you automatically have a monstrous advantage educationally, economically, culturally in this society.”

I love the sign-making supplies idea! Also, as a fellow Bostonian (well, Boston-area-n, anyway) I feel like we should figure out a way to organize a Jezebel Resistance group to coordinate transportation down the DC and other activities...

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who hangs out at the strip club on Sunday afternoon for the buffet lunch.

I love Michael Jackson. A great individual. A tragedy that he died so young. And at the end he didn’t look black. But he was. I assure you. But still a great person. I met him once. And Bubbles. A great chimp. One of the finest chimps i ever met. The lying CNN, that’s right a whole bunch of liars, like most of the…

Maybe he’d get “Samuel L”, would would technically count as a black person.

I really don’t understand why the press isn’t properly trolling and baiting him, as he’ll fall for the hook every single time. Why not ask a question like “do you think there were a significant amount of African-Americans among the millions you claimed voted illegally in the past election?”, then sit back and watch…

I’ve heard drunk guys* slurring to an annoyed woman at a bar make more sense, indeed a more compelling argument than this.

You guys realize they’re playing #allLivesMatter with the goddamn Holocaust, right?

Holy fucking God Almighty, you have no idea the anger running through my system right now. Rae Kushner is from an Eastern European town that isn’t that far away from where my family lived at that time. A quick internet search shows that her family may have been murdered in the same massacre as my own family, and may…

Together, we will make love

Yep. I ran a voter registration drive in Massachusetts in September. While officially non-partisan, I had some nice discussions about Hillary after a big wink. However, there were 4 people who came up to me and said they were Trump supporters - they were all middle-aged/older white men. I still registered the two that…

Friendly reminder to my fellow blue state residents: We are not immune. These people are everywhere.

#NotAllMassholes

For the first time in my life, I’m considering buying a gun (or two). Fuck every dingus who voted for Trump, because I now stress about my safety everywhere I go. I was always aware of my surroundings, like some minority spidey-sense, but this shit is grotesque and is endorsed by the highest office in the land....