If you have to ask yourself if they’re legal, they’re too young for you, bro!

Yup. No more raising men to become functional adults. 

Do you realize how absolutely idiotic you sound? It worked out great for you and your baby, which is wonderful, but statistically, it is not the safest choice as evidenced by this piece and extant research which you are conveniently ignoring because hey, you’re fine.
Should you be denied the choice of surgery if it’s…

It’s all a bullshit fantasy sold to women that shitty men are complicated and suffering from abandonment issues and you, yes YOU, can fix them by staying with them no matter how objectively terrible they are to you and you’ll never win because if they keep being shitty, it’s cause you didn’t try hard enough and if you…

They get a lot of rightful criticism because they carry a greater degree of danger to the mother in many cases. Your ***anecdotal*** need for one to ensure your and your babies’ safety does not make c-sections the go-to choice. More than that, it’s too often the choice of doctors who are simply in a hurry, and they’re…

Not sure why you’re sealioning for this dude but it’s obvious that the difference is that he didn’t get treated and you did. And I don’t give a shit if you coughed for a month, unless you’re sure you’re not contagious, stay the fuck away from people. Why is this a challenging notion? 

They may very well get to with the Congressional inquiries coming in. 

this is a classic botox/fillers smile 

Alright you talked me into it. Now I kinda want to put off work by making something elaborate. 

Ok but even making tom soup from scratch takes like 20 minutes of actual work while caramelizing onions, decanting into ramekins, making the crouton, and layering the cheese takes for damn ever. 

When you’ve reached adulthood, come back and ask again. 

That baby can’t help crying. You got on a transpacific flight with pneumonia, which makes you an actual monster and an irresponsible adult. 

I’ll take a crying baby over an aggressive laptop typist any day of the week. 

Oooooooh $700 BIIIIIG SPENDER. Want to fly in primo conditions? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get yourself a private jet rental. 

WHAT THE FUCK

As a frequent flier who has sat next to plenty of babies, I’ve never had a harried parent refuse a “want me to hold her for a bit while you settle in?” Did it with a screaming infant once and this little cherub stops crying instantly and falls asleep in my arms so we hung out from NY-Boston. Good nap for both of us…

You could, because it’s not her intent, it’s her impact. It is absolutely possible (and encouraged) to criticize the state of Israel without being anti-Semitic. And I don’t believe that she harbors anti-semitic feelings. However, at some point, some proponents of BDS, and some talk that is anti-Israel policy veers…

There’s nothing wrong with any body shape, of course. But it always cracked me up when I was dating that men’s expectations of their partner were... not commensurate with their own looks. All these 4s and 5s expecting to date a 10. 

And yet, you understood exactly what they said and what was meant. Not everyone has access to education, English isn’t everyone’s first language, and grammar pedants on the internet are almost as bad as grammar pedants in real life. 

Men: “Ladies, keep that shit toned!”