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There is another remedy: stack the courts. Instead of 9 justices, make SCOTUS an 11 justice body, appoint two justices we want, and make Bart O’Kavanaugh irrelevant. It’s a dangerous game but fuck it, it’s 2019, and we have to do what we have to do.

Huge fan of Girlfriend Collective here, too! Their colors are awesome.

Eh. FWIW, the Fabletics line is as size inclusive as you’re gonna find in fitness apparel, it goes to a 3X which on their chart is size 22-24. 

Can confirm through my BFF who was a year ahead of him at Duke that other than having more hair, he looked 42 when he was 21. 

Eh, that’s not true. There are lots of pretty people out there who aren’t able to curate a large following or launch a business from social media. I’m friends with two women who are considered legitimate players in this business and there is a science to what they do. Everything from how often to post, how to

Right? Can you imagine proudly waving the flag for entry-level professionals getting fewer benefits and no job security like it’s some honorable rite of passage? I’m so embarrassed for her. 

It’s honestly hilarious that this is your big achievement in life. Way to own the libs! 

It’s cool when people double down on being absolute garbage. You didn’t read the article, made a dumb comment, and are now dying on that hill. I pray for the poor children you teach and for the governing body that gave you a license. 

What a disgustingly bad take. So 22 year-olds pay less for food and gas and don’t need basic time off or healthcare? Huh? 

You’re allowed to say whatever you want, but your comment is stupid. Every time you add another seam, another place where fabric joins fabric, your costs of manufacturing go up. You obviously don’t know how clothes are made, but it’s still a massively manual process done by people sitting in front of machines. Shoes,

oh my god it this that shitty troll. tomatoface?

You’re deliberately obtuse. They tried a “plus size” show in 2000. That’s 18 years ago. American women have changed a lot in 18 years. So has our collective taste and our desire for inclusivity. In 2018, there are hundreds of plus/curve models with a huge following and collaborations with major brands that sell out in

It’s really cool when someone who doesn’t know about a thing starts talking about a thing. Lane Bryant is a plus-size store that carries undergarments under their line called Cacique. It specifically *others* these women as unfit to wear the Victoria Secret line. Seeing as how the average American woman is now a size

She could be a customer if they had anything made for her. She needs underwear, she wears underwear, so she is market-qualified. I’m also market-qualified as a female who wears bras, but they don’t carry anything larger than a DD, a size I left behind in high school. 

You’re super fucking weird. Ain’t nobody caping for a millionaire. I’m sure he’ll be fine, but I do worry about having to exist on the same earth as people who shitpost celebrities like they know them.

I hope it’s always a little shocking to experience random people pick apart your behavior based on personal opinion and conjecture. Imagine taking the time out of your life to scold someone you don’t know on social media for doing a thing that doesn’t affect your life one iota. Imagine that person.

Yeah I don’t know what kind of photos your friends post on social media, that might be your own niche problem. That said, I know for sure my parents showed my bare baby ass to every visitor because they have well-worn photo albums. I’m fine. I was a naked baby once. Sometimes I’m a naked adult. Your concerns reflect

Calling something tacky is objectively tacky. I’m not on Facebook either, but I don’t police my friends’ behavior online because I’m not a busybody. 

That’s a super weird thing to decide for other people. There’s no merit badge for enjoying things quietly and begrudging people’s public joy or policing it because it doesn’t suit your sensibilities... why? 

There’s nothing wrong or gross about sharing your life with others via social media, especially if you have something big going on. More than that, people who begrudge other people’s joy at sharing these things, no matter how mundane to you personally, tend to be complete assholes. So your friend has a baby and wants