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I feel pretty comfortable being a 145lb female lifting 325 because it doesn’t affect the size of my dick. Don’t forget to lift with your knees, Don Jr.!

Did it occur to you that your mother may be a wonderful parent but an absolute shit doctor who has likely never studied infectious diseases in depth, or more than 30 hours of pharmacology?

SCOTUS overturned Ali’s conviction in Clay v. United States about 50 years ago in a unanimous decision so there’s literally nothing to pardon. He’s talking out of his ass.

How is it preemptive if you’ve already been dumped by proxy?

I wish more people knew what students with EBD were like. My boyfriend worked as an aide with exclusively one student who in the same month threatened to stab everyone with scissors (all scissors were removed from the classroom) and threatened a female classmate with something he shouldn’t have been able to even

Ugh. UGH. She’s awful and gross and transphobic and just... ugh. She got into a ridiculous and embarrasing Instagram and Twitter spat with people who were offended at her nasty transphobic comments and showed her true colors. G-ross.  

He wasn’t asked to enter a blurry Captcha, all he had to do was listen when a woman said “I’d rather not hate you” and “I don’t want to do this”. It’s not that fucking difficult. He’s professionally trained to read and respond to people’s emotional cues.

Communication, yes. Telling women what is and isn’t coercive or is or isn’t assault is not your lane, as a man. As a white woman, I don’t get to tell a POC what I feel qualifies as racist.

You said this article is stupid and like, yeah, of course it is, but it’s a ha-ha jokey joke about an underlying serious problem. AND, being a sexual predator, traitor, serial liar, and all-around corrupt buffoon hasn’t gotten anyone’s attention strongly enough, maybe the weird water shit will? End Times, man.

It may read petty, but it belies a serious problem. My great-grandmother, as she advanced through stages of Alzheimer’s, lost her ability to perform manual tasks such as holding a fork or buttoning a button. Her limbs functioned, but neurologically, she would “forget” how to open a door or hold a pen, while

I did. I was just hoping you were accidentally this idiotic but I guess it’s on purpose? Well done!

I can’t tell if you’re being deliberately obtuse. In a medical study, subjects go through an informed consent process, telling them the potential consequences, including psychosocial consequences, of going through with the test. I doubt anyone informs a patient what may happen when their procedure is shared on the

Uh, if I were opposing counsel to Michelle Obama while her spouse was president, I’d feel pretty strongly that there is a significant conflict of interest. Any significant position a spouse of a president would have would be compromised by the enormous power wielded by the president. Every decision, share buyback,

Holy shit, right? I think if someone knocked on my door and told me they were getting married and just loved my flowers, I would be honored to help them with their nice day but to creep on my yard and cut things out? That’s weird. And, at least in my case, might get you a run-in with a few dogs who won’t be thrilled

We paid for everyone to fly and stay in a tropical paradise for four days and asked them to wear whatever made them feel best. Say what you will about the marriage not lasting forever as originally planned but taking the people I love most on a nice mini-vacation was still a great idea.

Huh? Are you... Do you... Even lift? 3 45lbs plates on each side, bar, 2 5lb plastic bumper thingie. 325. Thanks for mansplaining gyms to me, whatever would we do without the menz’ scrutiny.

The weird hard bumper plates at my gym weigh 5lbs each. Thanks for the question, Junior!

THIS. His grip looks weak af and that back... I can DL 325 for reps all day and I do it without the grunt, the slam, and with tits.

Trash is not the same thing, that’s obvious, right? I don’t get upset at the person digging through my recycling for cans and bottles.

I’m the recipient of dozens of these books a month (thanks y’all) and after reading them, I bring them back so others can enjoy, give them to friends, donate to assorted book programs, or recycle in trash if the book is truly atrocious. Never occurred to me to sell an advance copy of whatever for cash to justify my