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They’re not sending it to Jane Smith, beauty editor, as a gift. They are sending it to Beauty Magazine as part of a business relationship.

Wait, what? Don’t most reputable media outlets and other business have explicit rules against reselling these items? You’re sent an item for promotion. You can choose to review/promote/cover or not, but it’s ethically suspect to turn these items around for profit.

When my neighbor wanted to cut my 200 year-old birch tree cut down because it slightly shaded her yard, I’m not ashamed to say I made her life a nightmare by installing motion-activated floodlights that shone directly in her bedroom windows, and other legal, but not-nice things. Yard disputes get nasty.

Nah, I run 40-50 miles a week and I’m fucking astounded by that time, and by marathon runners in general. She’s a tremendous athlete. I run a 7-8 minute mile and at 7, I’m gassed. Running significantly sub-6 for more than a few miles, they’d find me crying in a ditch.

Really? Because every person I’ve met with that kind of boner-holding attitude about their weapons has been an inveterate pussy in real life. I have a lot of very expensive copper cookware above my stove, it doesn’t make me Eric Ripert.

12/10 would watch this version of the Purge franchise. Please write and direct and sell us tickets ASAP.

Has she had any other profession where she was an employed adult? Other than trading on the men she sleeps with and her fame for being famous, what does she do? Nothing wrong with being an exotic dancer or a sex worker, it’s an honest day’s work.

THIS!!! I thought the video was sweet but was so fucking stressed out about that billowing shirt going into the paint. I’m partial to old tank tops and sweatpants when I’m painting.

He’s not WRONG? Of all the things to be an advocate for, you’re going for devil’s advocate here? What a hero. Don Jr’s dad is internationally and nationally the face of America, had nuclear codes, and signing authority for legislation that can destroy millions of lives. Harvey Weinstein makes movies and is of no

I do freelancing on the side for small startups that can’t afford in-house legal and I’ve had a few things come across for review where my response was “this is all-clear from a legal perspective but have you thought about xyz...” And they’re clueless! As soon as I point things out they’re immediately contrite but

This!!! I recently watched some of it on E! or something like that and the amount of cringeworthy cultural “jokes” were just... I was embarrassed all over again.

I have arthritic knees from college rugby but the comment was dismissive of older people and struck me as gross. I wouldn’t want to be referred to like that as a millenial.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly how you meant it. Clinically and medically. You’re an asshole.

If you’re 64 and are STILL harassing women, then you’ve experienced the women’s liberation movement and several waves of feminism and learned FUCKING NOTHING.

Personally, I enjoy the hubris of a bunch of college dropouts assuming I couldn’t possibly comprehend a slant route. He’s not landing a Mars rover, he’s throwing a ball.

For real.

What a super shitty comment. Geriatric is 61? Have you met 61 year-olds? How many 61 year-olds do you know with a walker? And arthritic fingers? Really?

When Young Kush and I were there at the same time 20 years ago, there were hardly ANY minorities, model or not. I’m wondering if he’s been coming to graduation or hanging around campus shaking his head at all the “Asians”.

I also heard this framed with “the finger pulls the trigger but the trigger also pulls the finger,” as pertaining to gun presence and suicide. If you have a gun handy and are suicidal or have suicidal ideations, you are more likely to attempt and succeed in taking your own life. We legislate for public health all the

People who name drop Chicago care as much about young black kids being shot as I care about Kim Kardashian’s favorite toothpaste. They wouldn’t piss on Chicago to put out a fire