Oh yeah. Everyone knows now, of course, and everyone knew then. His dad had to call Ted Kennedy, who had to twist a few administrative arms, and there were a few million dollars involved. He’s a dilettante through and through and not even a fun one.

Jared was in my house in college and, same. The intellectual equivalent of a 7:02 2000m.

The only person who could fucking make me hate CrossFit-ers MORE. What an achievement.

All the more reason to shut the fuck up. If what you’re saying contributes nothing to the world, keep walking. You’ll be fine, I promise.

Dad, is that you?

Pro tip my dude: we don’t want your comments about our bodies.

I watched the speech and you could tell he wanted to ad-lib a little about their work and he couldn’t find words so went back to “great” and “terrific”.

Beyond Lincoln’s head, he’s saying this to women and men who get on a helicopter or boat in the worst weather and dive into ice-cold bodies of water to save people they’ve never met. A little perspective would be nice.

In the parlance of our youth, “fucking with” someone is “being down with”, not implying sex or sexual activity. For example “I fuck with” or “I fux with” followed by a thing you like means you like it a LOT. To whit: “I fux with that vanilla bean frappucino.”

I don’t know. She sounds surprisingly chill and understanding about what appears to be a complete shitshow nightmare that stole her money. My interview, email or otherwise, would be 85% expletives.

Could your yoga practice not bring you closer spiritually to Jesus, or the religion of your choice? I spend most of my yoga class (in between sweating profusely and falling in arm balances) trying to connect to myself, calm my mind, radiate love... You’d think you can meditate on the love and sacrifice of Jesus, if…

If it’s enough to stash/invest and live off the interest and/or profits, I’d recommend that. From personal experience, I would also be extremely cautious of new relatives and friends that come out of the woodwork when they smell money. You don’t want to be emotionally blackmailed into bankrolling people. And they will…

Personally, I would be extremely annoyed by closed captioning at a movie and would politely leave and ask for a refund or tickets for a later showing. Many people find them distracting and uncomfortable. Calling ahead of time would give the theater the opportunity to let other patrons know of the CC ahead of time, so…

Also: large paisley prints, for that couch lewk.

Yea! Can we please discuss:

This reads like an elaborate anti-Portlandia skit.

This comes in contrast with Emily Ratajkowski’s claim to fame, starring in a music video about how consent is optional. Cool cool.

Even if this weren’t a situation of a perfectly ok passenger having to be removed. Suppose he was one of those racism-spewing garbage holes. It still wouldn’t warrant this type of physical interaction with security. Up to and until someone turns violent, a police/security force cannot possibly act like this.

That’s not a realistic expectation of any business, nor does it fall under “reasonable” per ADA. You cannot expect a business to have an unlimited number of ADA-compliant anything, such as wheelchairs, devices, tables with different heights, etc. If the theater had 500 devices and 501 HOH people showed up, they’d…

I find closed captioning very distracting personally and I’d be annoyed if I paid what movies cost these days and have to sit through a CC movie. With that, because it’s not about me, as long as the theater was willing to comp me a ticket for some other time, I’d much prefer a HOH person have a fun experience. I can…