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Aspirational = someone we’d like to be like. That’s appropriate for any size and for fuck’s sake, maybe even more so for women who aren’t traditionally represented in fashion to see themselves as “fashionable”. If your “plus” market represents a higher-margin or higher AOV market, why not show more of that? It’s all

Finding aspirational models that fit a size 2X is...hard? Do these people have access to Instagram? You can easily find women with a very large following that fit that size, own the fuck out of it, and are “aspirational”, whatever the fuck that means.

I hope this gets ten million stars.

Well, this is embarrassing.

Ads with paid tracking are different than private accounts. I can see engagement on posts from my business in ways I can’t on my personal account. This could also be a free speech issue, and they may have stopped tracking by not enabling it in the first place. For example, suppose you watched a live stream of Jane

I would start by understanding how the legal system works in America, and go from there. Did you spend any time reading about immigration, or civil procedures, before writing this? Was this supposed to be subversive? As a joke, it’s just blah, as a call to action, it’s ludicrous.

Jesus H Christ. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Why do you keep defending your faulty argument and premise? People hid Jews from the Nazis to save them from imminent murder. What you’re suggesting is dooming both people to a lifetime of complications with actually very few practical

Speaking as a lawyer, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen on Jez. You may think the institution of marriage is obsolete, and rotthat’s 100% fair, but much of our legal system is currently based on that institution, and even bullshit marriages have very real responsibilities. For example, making medical

He’s only 6'4", which is very tall, but not carnival-sideshow tall. Kidman is 5'11" so in heels, they’re probably not that far off.

I yelled “hos before bros” very loudly during the final scenes at the beach.

It’s an interesting thing, we tell overtly racist jokes under the guise of “but we don’t mean it” and pretend that it’s just a send-up of actual racists when really, what’s the difference? If you wouldn’t say it to a POC, why say it at all?

Your logic fail is so massive, I think I’ll let others tell you why your counterpoint is idiotic.

Because the question itself is absurd. No president asks a judge to “overturn” anything. That’s not how the judiciary works, so Gorsuch saying he’d walk out of the room is bullshit. That’s like me saying that if Ryan Gosling asked me out for tacos, I’d say sorry, baby, I have a boyfriend. Gorsuch curved so many

There would be verifiable harm to my employer if I went to work for a competitor while on vacation. There is no verifiable harm to them, and “our hearts bleed when sluts use birth control” is not a cause of action. You have to have fucking standing, and you have to prove actual damages. It’s grotesque to foist your

As long as basic healthcare is inexorably tied to employment for so many people, what you do with your health benefits should not be dictated by your employer in the same way that they can’t tell you where to go on vacation.

Which is fucking amazing since they ALSO think that a pregnant employee is a drain on company resources and a huge liability. So which is it, you fucks?

Asking semi-seriously. Is it like very hard to not rape? When men are faced with a situation such as a woman in a vulnerable position, is something in their head telling “no go ahead it’s fine just do it”?????????

If 45's tax returns were out and they’re the hot garbage fire I think they are, not only would I masturbate to them, I’d probably come really hard.

For a second, I also didn’t see the “William” part and was like “that looks nothing like Prince!” and also “but I thought Prince was a great dancer!”

Is there any other way to dance to this song??????